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Announcer Scene Four : A real scoop.
King 1 We first saw the bright shining star far, far away in the east.
King 2 We have followed it over mountains and valleys, deserts and dunes.
King 3 We seek a child born to be king. The star shall be a sign.
King 1 We ….
Rep 3 Hang on, my quill nib’s broken. Don’t suppose you have a spare quill you could let me borrow?
King 1 We have precious gold, fragrant frankincense and soothing myrrh …
King 2 … but no crummy quills.
King 3 You’ll just have to remember it all won’t you.
Rep 3 It all sounds a bit bizarre to me, a bit odd, queer, a bit strange, weird.
King 1 Not as weird as a reporter not carrying a spare quill.
SONG 4 : SOUND SILLY
The kings wander around the stage occasionally pointing at the star.
Rep 3 Don’t suppose you know where this baby king is yet?
King 2 The answer lies in the star [points]
Rep 3 Well it certainly isn’t in the Star I work for mate. [shakes scroll pad]
King 3 [Points ] Hey, looks like it might have stopped over Bethlehem.
Rep 3 Well come on then … scoop ahoy! [They all exit]
Announcer Scene Five : Scooperdooper.
Shepherds enter with the reporter. They sit at the side of the stage.
Shep 1 No, sorry, no news at all.
Shep 2 Pretty boring up here on the hills.
Rep 4 No wolves?
Shep 3 Nope, no wolves.
Rep 4 No lions?
Shep 4 Nope, no lions.
Rep 4 No bears even?
Shep 5 Nope … not even a teddy bear.
Shep 6 Apart from mine! [ Holds it up]
Shep 1 Just lots and lots of sheep …. [angels enter] … oh, and that lot!!
All Wow!
SONG 5 : CHOIR OF ANGELS
Tableaux. At the end the angels exit.
Scene 1 : An office at The Bethlehem Star newspapyrus.
The Star is desperate for a scoop. The editor encourages his reporters to get out and find a story worth telling ... not just a donkey or some figs or some slippery oil thieves.
Scene 2 : A scoop missed.
If only they knew! ‘Babies are born all the time ... nothing special about yours’. What a bungle.
Scene 3 : Keep your head down.
The Roman soldiers are BIG, STRONG, ROUGH and SCARY ... But at least one has itchy, knitted underpants.
Scene 4 : A real scoop.
Although the reporter’s quill is bent, there’s quite a regal story here.
Scene 5 : Scooperdooper.
The shepherds don’t have a story ... apart from ... what’s this? Wow, wow and more wow ... angels!!! Scooooop!
Scene 6 : Thee best inn in town.
No, that’s not a typo, it really is THEE best inn in town ... but it’s full. See if you can guess what happens.
Synopsis
A terrific infant musical from Dave Corbett. Don't miss this one!!
The Bethlehem Star papyrus hasn't had a scoop for quite a while. Reporters are sent out with strict instructions to get that special, mega story.Will it be a tired couple on a donkey, some crummy shepherds, some posh kings, a gaggle (?) of Angels or a baby at THEE best inn in Bethlehem?
Cast
Sample Script
| Catalogue Nativity 4-7 |
| Catalogue Non-Nativity 4-7 |
| Catalogue Nativity 6-11 |
| Catalogue Non-Nativity 6-11 |
| An Empty Stable |
| Census Sums |
| Jesus In The Manger |
| Manger Mouse |
| Mend The Manger |
| Shepherds Delight |
| Starlight |
| Bethlehem Bootee Company |
| The Bethlehem Star |
| The Camels Arms |
| Tinsel |
| Christmas Rhyme |
| Gnome Alone |
| Penguine Pete |
| Santas Hat |
| Santas Set Backs |
| Sugar Plum |
| Christmas Factory |
| Michaelmas Mouse |
| Who |
| Bethlehem Bandits |
| Rock Around Christmas |
| Christmas Grotto |
| Captain Christmas |
| Hotshot |
| Jack And The Bean Stalk |